Signs we would like to see

The local free weekly newspaper, the Houston Press, hosts a blog called Houstoned on their website. Apparently Yoko Ono has created an exhibit that will be coming to town soon. To advertise said exhibit, she rented a billboard along a Houston freeway interchange, I-10 and I-45, that reads "Imagine Peace". The post author developed some other slogans that they thought might be more effective here in Texas.